Dog sitting an SF mansion. Pretending this is my life. So much game of thrones on TVs bigger than my wingspan, underwear dancing to music playing from sonos in every room, wine wine wine. Oh yeah, and adorable old puppies.

Dog sitting an SF mansion. Pretending this is my life. So much game of thrones on TVs bigger than my wingspan, underwear dancing to music playing from sonos in every room, wine wine wine. Oh yeah, and adorable old puppies.

nevver:

I blocked the sunlight, Ghislain Mirat

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I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees.

"That’s like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo. It doesn’t do the job AND IT MAKES A FUCKING MESS"

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therealkatiewest:

March 31, 2014
There are days when I love you more than others. On the days when I love you less, you tell me that’s what you expect. You tell me it’s the days when I love you more that surprise you. When I am close to deserving you is when you are most afraid. 

therealkatiewest:

March 31, 2014

There are days when I love you more than others. On the days when I love you less, you tell me that’s what you expect. You tell me it’s the days when I love you more that surprise you. When I am close to deserving you is when you are most afraid. 

nevver:

Pattern recognition, Klaus Leidorf

Seeing the patterns is freeing, also scary. Mostly freeing.

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africabumbada:

yungethiopianmicrobiologist:

jetaimemonalisa:

rastaqueen3000ad:

#VocalBeasts

Every bit of this!!!

YESssss!!!!!

GOOSEBUMPS

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